astrology
roast &
reverie
a 10-part chart breakdown written specifically to make you
put your phone down and stare at the ceiling.
this is a cosmic intervention.
this is the reading your most honest friend would give you if they had a degree in astrology and no reason to spare your feelings.
ten sections. fully custom. built from your natal chart.
every one of them written with precision, intuition, and the signature edge you're booking me for.
equal parts roast, revelation, and cosmic intervention.
each section notes the placements behind the read because some of you are going to want to do your own research and i respect that about you.
you also receive three integration practices and self-inquiry prompts so you can actually do something with what comes up. the roast is the mirror. the practices are the medicine.
you purchase and submit your birth details and a few sentences about you. you receive your roast & reverie within 7 days. you read it once and laugh at the accuracy. you read it again and get offended in a good way. you read it again and finally integrate that beloved pattern you've been running from.
i'm tara. tracking and learning my own patterns led me into a life most people wouldn't believe is real. i do this for a living because i believe in magic, i believe in you, and i believe in telling the truth in a way that doesn't give you the ick.
disclaimer: i'm a trained astrologer who has invested more time and money into studying astrology, mysticism, and occult frameworks than most people have spent on a car. this is not a party trick. this is my craft.
yes, i use ai to help me put language to what i already see in your chart. the astrology is mine. the calculations are mine. the read is mine. the intuition is mine. the roast is absolutely mine. ai just types faster than i do and i have a lot of things to say.
birth time accuracy is your responsibility. wrong time = wrong reading. rewrite fee for incorrect info on your end is $50. all sales final. no exceptions unless the error is mine.
your chart has been waiting for you to hear this.
this reading makes sure you do.
a permission slip to stop managing yourself
and start living.
